Top definition. An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus.
I Can Feel It Coming in the Air Tonight
Dirty Sex Dictionary
Mutual masturbation is woefully underrated. It's safer sex, it's super unlikely you'll get pregnant, and since you know what you're doing, you often get a better orgasm by your own hand. So get to it, sister. If you've never masturbated in front on your partner and feel weird about it, that's totally normal. It requires a certain comfort level to let someone see you doing the very thing you were told from a young age not to do in public. If that's you, start off with some simple side-to-side masturbation. It's comfy and you don't have to roll over and make eye contact unless you want to.
The Rock & Roll
Over a magnetic, beat-heavy score, Trew pretend-chooses a pretend woman from a pretend bevy of them onstage. He pretend-kisses her sloppily, then takes a step back, pretend-unbuttons his cardigan, pretend-takes off his belt, and pretend-unzips his fly. His hand, subbing for his penis public nudity is just as frowned upon in Air Sex as it is in life , becomes a quivering fish out of water, flopping and excited; the crowd responds in kind with a mixture of hooting, applause, and some bizarre humping gestures.
Disclaimer: This collection of words is far more offensive than informative. The slurs revolve around a handful of categories: promiscuous women, homosexuals, and anyone who acts like a dick, a pussy, or an asshole. Likewise, most of the absurd sex acts are illegal, impossible, or involve an unhealthy amount of urine, feces, or vomit. The cataloging of these words and phrases is in no way an endorsement of them. Also, the list will continue to evolve, so please add your suggestions for additional words, alternate meanings, or corrections in the comments below.